Here's the Song

Since I'm being a cruel bitch by talking about the poor guy on my blog, why not share his talent? Ladies and gentleman, this is the song that *I* inspired.

The union of another woman and man
Touching for the very first time
The gentle texture of a hand
True love is always hard to find
And sometimes
My penis aint as hard as wood
And sometimes
You're disappointed in my manly hood
I cant take it
Please fake it
For me
The delicate nature of love
Will only make this relationship grow
And you were sent from heaven above
But some things dont always work down below
And I know
That the porno movies make you feel
Well they make you feel cheap
And sometimes you finish while Im fast asleep
I cant take it
Please fake it
For me
I try so hard to be a man
But its so damn hard to please
It doesnt help to know that
Your best friend runs on batteries
I cant take it
Please fake it
For me
Even though
My loves a little premature
When you call me Mr. Softy
I feel a little insecure
I cant take it
Please fake it
For me