What the Fuck?
I am doing it. I am just going to buy a bustier to wear to work. Because while it seems that I am smart and capable enough of doing all the shitty grunt work, and handle everything, to most people who come in here I am just a pair of tits behind the desk. Might as well break 'em out and show 'em off, maybe I can dazzle these idiots into a silent stupor.
Correction. I'm a pair of tits with a notary stamp.
Awww! Although the nice man who just came in with the notary statements did give me a Reece's cup for each one.
I'm slightly appeased.
It just gets me that both men and women think I'm not smart enough, or that I don't know what the fuck's going on enough to answer their questions.
I'm giving this guy his answers but no, he wants to talk to a planner.
Fine. Wait till tomorrow to find out what's being built next to the daycare. See if I care.
I'm telling you. It's time to be blonder, and push up the chest and just sit and do my nails.
Correction. I'm a pair of tits with a notary stamp.
Awww! Although the nice man who just came in with the notary statements did give me a Reece's cup for each one.
I'm slightly appeased.
It just gets me that both men and women think I'm not smart enough, or that I don't know what the fuck's going on enough to answer their questions.
I'm giving this guy his answers but no, he wants to talk to a planner.
Fine. Wait till tomorrow to find out what's being built next to the daycare. See if I care.
I'm telling you. It's time to be blonder, and push up the chest and just sit and do my nails.
posted by Natalie | 3:12 PM
2 Comments:
Do it. Give the people what they expect.
Asses. I have been underestimated many times in the past. Maybe you should work on your voice - get a smoker's drawl - if you sound like PAtty or Selma, you'll really impress.
As much as I've been smoking recently, I probably will...
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