Things I never thought I would be saying already by age 28 but I am

• Geez, my back hurts.
• I'm so sore from gardening.
• Here, I have to move out of this position.. my knees are killing me.
• We're not going out till 10?? But that's so LATE!
• Damn teenagers.
• Anything about the weather
• I'm too old to wear that.
• That's where the young people go to party.
• I'm sorry.. 26 is just too young for me.
• I'm so glad it's Friday. I can't wait to just go home and put my pajamas on and do nothing.
• It's a good recipe and it's not very fattening.
• I miss my mommy
• I miss my daddy
• I'm just too tired to read. I'm going to go to sleep.
• I'd love to go shopping, but I'd better get this credit card paid off first.
• You're 40? 40's not old at all. You're not too old for me.
• The tanning bed is great but I know how bad it is for me.
• No more wine, thanks.. it's a weeknight.