A Day for Witty Lists

Please do check out http://jokerdog.blogspot.com to observe the inspiration for this list. I would like to state that my list is an original one, composed by little ol' me. I have lots of time to do this sort of thing, as I'm not making some guy miserable right now ; )
That was humorous sarcasm, by the way. No need to leave ranting comments or emails.

Ten Reasons Dogs are Better Than Men
1. The dog is always happy to see you.
2. The dog will never hesitate to cheer you up when you are sad or compare how HIS day was so much worse.
3. The dog is always grateful for being allowed to sleep next to you in your bed.
4. Ditto on the food and affection you give the dog.
5. Your dog thinks you are beautiful all the time.
6. The dog will never check out other owners to see if he could maybe get one that is prettier/smarter/younger/richer/more fun.
7. When he whines, he can usually be comforted by food or petting or playing.
8. Isn't obsessed with his job or money
9. Is thrilled to go on trips with you
10. Never ducks away when you reach out for a hug.

Hooray for doggies, and the sweet men out there who try their best to be like them.