Just Keep It Coming

Why, yes, I'd LOVE to work on the Saturday before Christmas, the day before my birthday, one of the few days I'll have to actually see the new man in my life after he gets back from camp and before I leave for Mississippi.

I will be using the word "Fuck" a lot today, in addition to consuming mass quantities of calming foods. I would eat my keyboard right now if it had garlic mashed potatoes on it.